Interzone, November 1994

It is 1188, and England has been blighted by a sexually transmitted disease that can light your way on a dark night. A lot of knights and their ladies are very angry, and would like to know who is responsible.

– Republished: The Best of Interzone, ed. David Pringle, 1994
– Republished: Asphodale (France) May 2003
– Republished: The Mammoth Book of Extreme Fantasy, ed. Mike Ashley, 2007
– Republished: Far Ferched Fables (Audio) May 2014